Who likes Yaris's. *Update 10.06.13*

[volvosneverdie]

I dont know about Matte Blacking it but I might have a go at vinyling a couple of panels.


And now, just for Speedy88:





There! Its lowered.
Part of it touches the ground. At all times.
Cant get lower than that.


Been fiddling with my knob as well.







Horrible!

Thatll do.

[Speedy88]

It's a start

[volvosneverdie]

Its Sunday, its raining, I have a hammer, sandpaper, and some primer.

Lets do some engineering!!!!

Take one Yaris bonnet. Preferably one that has dropped on a rear corner.



Add sandpaper, lubricate with elbow grease.



Keep going till you get bored.



Get the roller out. Slap it on.



Add cool grille that is made from lies.



Didnt really fit, so hit it with a hammer. Then loosened the hinges a bit. Then removed the bumpstops. Then kicked it.

Then it fitted.

















As I was in an "engineering" mood, I decided to professionally debadge and dewiper the rear end too.



Pending the purchase of a bung (which will be daubed in red ox) I have uttilised engineer grade Duct Tape to keep out rainwater and snakes.



Cheers to Liam for invaluable help.

Conservitavely, I recon I must have added about 15hp today.

Surely the fastest non turboed 1.0 on the streets now?

Got to be up there.

[macplaxton]

I would've settled for adding 13.2 bhp by staying in bed. It's Sunday. It's a day of rest.

[jtbo]

It is clearly improving! I like your use of engineering tape, that is real use it was invented to, but they keep it as a secret, I have many locations in my vehicle that have got some engineering tape care to them

Rear wing angle looks good in photos where you have boot lid tad open

Have you got plans for rear bumper?

Where is all the snow? We still have too much of it...

[volvosneverdie]

No snow here dude, the jet stream has been so low that its blown all the clouds away I think.

Yes,the boot is open a bit in nearly all the pics, the spoiler does look better at that angle.

That was the very last of the NASA tape. Must invest in more. It fixes almost everything.

[sven360]

Saw this on A1058 heading east.

Speed,not dislike a kerb crawlers average around Boro.

Stony silence from occupants and a gay sex line phone number displayed on back panel.

Quite bizarre really

[volvosneverdie]

Saw this on A1058 heading east.

Speed,not dislike a kerb crawlers average around Boro.

Stony silence from occupants and a gay sex line phone number displayed on back panel.

Quite bizarre really

1) Speed Kills.

2) Was listening to The Stranglers.

3) I'll think you'll find its a magnetic Taxi Firm telephone number that was found on the ground at a jet wash. Offer enough money and they might do you gay sex anyway mind. You can only ask.

[volvosneverdie]

More bolt on shenanigans.


Annoy your neighbours and make people say Barry and Boys in the same sentence with a 4inch fart can.

http://s439.photobucket.com/user/volvos ... t.mp4.html

Clicky vid^

Now I just need a bigger manifold. Or one with less holes in. And a larger middle section.

[jtbo]

I wonder if with custom exhaust fart can would fit into middle? That would be quite racer style

That fart can must add another +40hp

[volvosneverdie]

I wonder if with custom exhaust fart can would fit into middle? That would be quite racer style

That fart can must add another +40hp

I dont know about 40hp, but surely it adds 35!

[MCHUDD]

Hi VND.
As Jake Blues once said
"Fix the ciggerette lighter"
Cheers Mark.

[volvosneverdie]

More shitness.....

Sh1tty holed manifold:



Lets get a new one on.



Clean the gasket up:



A week of plusgas penetrating fluid on the stud nuts, aaaaaaand>



Thats better.

Lets switch the wheels off.





















Ahhhhhh, thats sh1tter.....

[MCHUDD]

Hi Mate.
Cracker steering wheel .
I also like your knob
Cheers Mark.

[trabitom99]

It's ... er ... lovely!

Especially the steering wheel.

Tom