chav test

Post by **Geez** » 09 Mar 2005 09:26 pm

82% !!!!!!!!!! 82 bloody % its gotta be a bleedin wind up innit!!!!!!

Post by **RandomHero** » 09 Mar 2005 10:39 pm

Wo dude! But i actually don't know what chav means, because i'm dutch. Of course i was able to read and understand the questions, but what do i know whem i'm 8% chav?.....

Post by **Chris_C** » 10 Mar 2005 11:58 am

Chav (as described by the Oxford English Dictionary - Chris version) -> Saxo driving scum that makes his 1.0L car slower by adding as much fibreglass as he can afford, wears addidas tracky bottoms, and a baseball cap at an 80^ angle, with as much curve on the peak as he can acheive.

Post by **Dave** » 10 Mar 2005 12:51 pm

Not telling what my score was

Post by MJ » 10 Mar 2005 05:38 pm

You forgot to mention that the baseball cap must have burbry check, see photo

A chav will also be freqantly seen outside of a kabab shop or KFC

Here is another example of the car he might drive
http://www.saturnfans.com/photos/showph ... all/page/1

Post by **Tom** » 10 Mar 2005 06:32 pm

Further to Will's jokes..

Q) What do a chav and a Slinky have in common?
A) They're both useless but it's funny to watch them fall down stairs.

Q) What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A) One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Q) What do you call a chavette (woman chav) in a white tracksuit?
A) The bride.

Q) If you see a chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over?
A) It might be your bike.

Q) Chavs in a car without music. Who's driving?
A) The police.

Q) What do you call a chav in a tastefully decorated house?
A) The burgular.

Post by **RandomHero** » 10 Mar 2005 08:44 pm

LOL!! I already thought so....

Post by MJ » 10 Mar 2005 08:59 pm

I like the jokes Tom, they're great

Post by **Tom** » 10 Mar 2005 09:03 pm

MJ wrote:I like the jokes Tom, they're great

Quite the comedian, aren't I?

Post by **RandomHero** » 11 Mar 2005 07:09 pm

LOL!! In holland we make fun about those kind of people too.

The funny thing is that a well driven 360 injection probably beats the white ( i can't see what it was) corsa?

Post by **Chris_C** » 11 Mar 2005 08:33 pm

Tis a Nova, which I think is an old corsa over your way. And of course it'll beat it, the fibreglass on that must double the things weight!!! (This being Chavs, the engine won't be modded

)

Anyone notice the bad effort of sticking Saxo lights onto it

Post by **bodejodel** » 12 Mar 2005 03:05 am

Congratulations, your chav rating is 27%.

Dang it... my ride is souped up and hung with 100% original factory fiberglass... that does not make me a chav...

Post by **DeKay** » 13 Mar 2005 02:29 pm

MJ wrote: Here is another example of the car he might drive
http://www.saturnfans.com/photos/showph ... all/page/1

Hang on, I used to have a nova... and I got 7% chav (and I was totally honest!)... so go figure

Post by **redline** » 13 Mar 2005 07:31 pm

Hi Dave , where you bin hiding , I didnt realize you hibernated for the winter LOl

Post by **srg86** » 13 Mar 2005 10:37 pm

nooooooo 23%!!!!!!!

If I could meantion that I like programming, collection of old computers and have a volvo that would probably make me -23%.

srg