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Post by volvosneverdie » 06 Feb 2011 11:21 pm

whiskeyonesix wrote: After all, you can't have a bunny if you haven't got a hutch :)
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Post by sven360 » 06 Feb 2011 11:21 pm

Not got owt to sell??
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Post by Speedy88 » 06 Feb 2011 11:50 pm

Do medical testing! 2 grand for getting injected with chemicals! Plus under the question "What are your motives" you can put "I JUS WANNA 300"
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Post by volvosneverdie » 07 Feb 2011 12:02 am

sven360 wrote:Not got owt to sell??
Fraid not. Not that'll cover the expendature, shipping, tax, test an insurance bump anyway.

I'll get one.
Just have to wait a few month. Maybe 9.
I still owe John for the Pug, my Dad for the cav and a few other people. Now our lass thinks shes pregnant (when I find out who it is, I'll kill them! etc) so my foolhardy impulse punt just timesed itself by Pi.
Which ia at least 3.14.
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Post by L14MNP » 07 Feb 2011 12:12 pm

volvosneverdie wrote:
sven360 wrote:Not got owt to sell??
Fraid not. Not that'll cover the expendature, shipping, tax, test an insurance bump anyway.

I'll get one.
Just have to wait a few month. Maybe 9.
I still owe John for the Pug, my Dad for the cav and a few other people. Now our lass thinks shes pregnant (when I find out who it is, I'll kill them! etc) so my foolhardy impulse punt just timesed itself by Pi.
Which ia at least 3.14.
Congratulations if so mate! Killer about this 340, but it would make sense, it has the correct number of doors - you were just forward planning. :D

The Pug will see you right and keep a smile on your face for the time being though!
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Post by MCHUDD » 07 Feb 2011 04:20 pm

Hi all.
I used to know a bloke who done that medical testing thing.
Half times he did not know what day of the week it was :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good money though.
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Post by macplaxton » 07 Feb 2011 08:46 pm

Ah well, you must of made the mistake of saying you were buying a car. :lol: :lol:

Keep shtum about these things like and you'll be all right. ;)
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Post by V6 Man » 07 Feb 2011 09:46 pm

Indeed, just go out and buy the car and don't tell her!

I'm still alive, yet it was Valentines Day and she had returned home to find me missing only to return later (after she had had to cook dinner) with a new 960........
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Post by macplaxton » 07 Feb 2011 10:08 pm

Amongst my vehicles of note is the nice 343 which was bought as surprise honeymoon transport! :lol:
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Post by volvosneverdie » 07 Feb 2011 11:01 pm

Yeah, Thatll teach me to be an honest upstanding fellow.
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Post by sven360 » 07 Feb 2011 11:16 pm

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