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holiday in sweden
Posted: 17 May 2009 01:00 pm
by habie12
hello, next week I'm going on a holliday to sweden for 10 days, whe are flying on friday the 22st to götenburg and have a rent car(volvo s40) and we are planning to see some places, and some campings like in Linneryd, Habo, varmland, stöllet and mora, but has anyone some ideas what we can see in sweden?
Re: holiday in sweden
Posted: 17 May 2009 01:58 pm
by Cutler
lakes bigger than germany and mosquitos bigger than birds. when i first saw these beasts in my first sweden holiday i was shocked. keep your windows closed
oh and dont forget the never ending gravel roads. be sure to get a car that sends the majority of the torque to the rear wheels

Re: holiday in sweden
Posted: 17 May 2009 02:23 pm
by volvosneverdie
Try the Fondu.
I hear its excellent.

Re: holiday in sweden
Posted: 17 May 2009 03:39 pm
by jtbo
Girls with blonde hair and blue eyes?

Re: holiday in sweden
Posted: 17 May 2009 03:57 pm
by volvosneverdie
jtbo wrote:Girls with blonde hair and blue eyes?

................covered in warm cheese.

Re: holiday in sweden
Posted: 17 May 2009 11:23 pm
by Chris_C
I'd prefer baby oil.. but whatever you're into dude

Re: holiday in sweden
Posted: 17 May 2009 11:46 pm
by volvosneverdie
Chris_C wrote:I'd prefer baby oil.. but whatever you're into dude

That would taste terrible chris.

Re: holiday in sweden
Posted: 18 May 2009 12:11 am
by jtbo
What is wrong with you people, you all are perverts!
Honey would be something

Re: holiday in sweden
Posted: 18 May 2009 12:18 am
by volvosneverdie
jtbo wrote:What is wrong with you people, you all are perverts!
Honey would be something

It's not perverted to want women with blue eyes and blonde hair covered in baby oil and warm cheese.
In a sauna.
It's the most natural thing in the world.
Surely.
Re: holiday in sweden
Posted: 18 May 2009 12:42 am
by jtbo
volvosneverdie wrote:
It's not perverted to want women with blue eyes and blonde hair covered in baby oil and warm cheese.
In a sauna.
It's the most natural thing in the world.
Surely.
Sauna in these northern countries separates mens from boys, 120 celcius with vasta, 20 minutes minimum

you beat your back with that and throw water to stones with other hand and he who will stay on top last will win, it is fun
Sex and sauna, that is perverted, sauna is special place, it is very wrong to have sex in sauna, that is why there is that other room next to sauna

Re: holiday in sweden
Posted: 18 May 2009 12:50 am
by volvosneverdie
can I skip the assault by tree branch bit?
I have a doctors note.
Re: holiday in sweden
Posted: 18 May 2009 01:07 am
by jtbo
volvosneverdie wrote:can I skip the assault by tree branch bit?
I have a doctors note.
No that is mandatory part of the ritual, when all leaves are torn off by impacts to your back, then you can stop using it.
You are however allowed to put tree branch to bucket of hot water and let it soak for 10minutes or bit more, when burning hot it feels different, it is also softer that way, but it is burning hot
I'm afraid that habie is soon too afraid to visit sauna? No need to worry, swedish version is bit tamed from ours, I'm sure swedes say same from our sauna, we like to compete a bit with small things like these

Re: holiday in sweden
Posted: 19 May 2009 07:39 am
by xtrmjks
jtbo wrote:volvosneverdie wrote:can I skip the assault by tree branch bit?
I have a doctors note.
No that is mandatory part of the ritual, when all leaves are torn off by impacts to your back, then you can stop using it.
You are however allowed to put tree branch to bucket of hot water and let it soak for 10minutes or bit more, when burning hot it feels different, it is also softer that way, but it is burning hot
I'm afraid that habie is soon too afraid to visit sauna? No need to worry, swedish version is bit tamed from ours, I'm sure swedes say same from our sauna, we like to compete a bit with small things like these

..and after tree attack, jump outside into snow roll around and get in to take another beating..

Re: holiday in sweden
Posted: 19 May 2009 09:03 am
by Tuke
xtrmjks wrote:
..and after tree attack, jump outside into snow roll around and get in to take another beating..

But only into fresh snow. I dont recommend do that to frozen snow, because after that sauna would be very... umm, not so nice experience.

Re: holiday in sweden
Posted: 19 May 2009 10:18 am
by Chris_C
Is this random ritual supposed to be fun? Or is this what makes the magic rally drivers appear from Finland!?