• I is feeling a general malaise...

Posted: **26 Feb 2011 05:06 pm**

Apparently the best way to make tea is to agitate the bag.

So every morning when I wake I slap the missus on the ass and say,"milk and sugar,fatty."

I is cured I do believe.

Posted: **26 Feb 2011 05:08 pm**

Hahhahahaha

Posted: **26 Feb 2011 05:12 pm**

I was at a cashpoint yesterday when a little old lady asked approached me and asked if I could check
her balance.

Not being one to disappoint I pushed the old dear over.

Posted: **26 Feb 2011 08:34 pm**

Speedy88 wrote:Tried the ale brewing kit once. It was about 12% and tasted like wine. I don't remember much else from that night

Bag was mislabeled, it was wine kit really

Posted: **27 Feb 2011 03:50 pm**

Chris_C wrote:Shandy...

Ben, get involved mate. I've done mainly kits so far, just about to bottle up a completely own recipe this weekend. If you do get involved, ignore the instructions completely, they are there to make quick beer rather than nice beer.

If you were nearer I have a spare brewing bucket and stuff you could have... but I bet postage would be an arse

Cheers dude.
Ive got a couple of paydays to pay off the Cav, Pug, Wheel, Telly debt then im gonna have a crack.
Start with a kit ten begin fannying on.

This could be the beging of the end for my poor enlarged liver/heart/belly.

Posted: **27 Feb 2011 06:02 pm**

Chris_C wrote:
Ben, get involved mate. If you do get involved, ignore the instructions completely.

I'm sure that bit will not be a problem

Real men don't need instructions as Tim Tool from Home Improvements would tell ya.

Go for it VND moonshine in the Bronc awaits

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