NEWSFLASH:

Authorities recently announced a severe danger to local wildlife, as an oil slick engulfed Southampton this afternoon.

Police are looking out for the owner of a Volvo 340 commonly known as 'Fake', who is believed to be responsible as a result of his inability to correctly use an oil drip tray.....

(unfortunately, I forgot to get a photo of the resultant mess...)

It was only a lil spill...

make him lick it up , I want it all gone by the time I come down the second week of August