Oh Little band of rally boys
amongst the V3M
theres Bilbo Chris and little Nick
and then theres Carl and Sven

They love to race through forests
amongst the flowers and trees
they spend long hours plotting the course
dedicated men are these

With billy shocks and dampers
the cars handle so well
the only problem that they have
is a nav who cannot spell

cibies blazing through the night
to light there lonely way
they spend so much time in there cars
you might think they're gay

we'd all like three point harnesses
and roll cages are swell
short shifts , kwik racks and bias brake valves
that help you drive so well

brake fade is there biggest fear
and blow outs on the route
but bumps and scrapes are day to day
and they don't give a hoot

But poor Nick is not happy
his cambelt just went ping
he's bent his valves so he's off the road
probably until late spring

but He will be back out there
giving it his all
coz one thing about rallying
its certainly a ball

Hehe, I do worry about you Mick... these seem to have been getting better this year, you been practising?